Parrot

Three women walk in a pet shop.

Suddenly the parrot yells out, "Yellow, pink, blue."

The first lady says, "That's funny, Iâm wearing yellow underwear."

The second lady says "well I'm wearing pink."

The third lady says "No way, I'm wearing blue."

To test the parrot, the next day, all of them wore white and the parrot shouted, "white ! white ! white!"

The three women are amazed.

The final test was the third day, just as they walk in the parrot yelled "Bald, curly and straight!"

They never went there again!!

Watch This Parrot’s High-Speed Tap Dance Is So Adorable

I’ve never seen a bird tap-dancing before, but the parrot in the following video seems to be an expert at it. This rhythmic bird has learned a thing or two about moving his feet to the beat, and he does it so fast, his little legs are a complete blur when captured on camera.

This bird dances better than most people, I had no idea parrots could even move like this. He has surprisingly good rhythm, even though no one has ever taught him how to dance. There might be natural causes for his behavior, maybe he’s marking his territory, but I really like to think he’s just having some fun.

Get Me My Drink

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you bitch". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick your ass".

Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly you're a lippy bastard!"

The Magician And The Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show.

"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.

After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"

Hair Color

An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange, and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. 

Finally the boy said, "what's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" 

The old man thought for a while and answered, "well yes actually, I have, I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."