Friday, 24 July 2015

Black Powder

A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan. 
"What kind of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager. 
"I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach." 
"I don't think we can give you a loan." he replied. 
So the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a wheel barrel filled with money. 
The same bank manager said, "Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off." 
"Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder." 
"Really," replied the bank manager. "What does it do?"
"Give me a peach and I'll show you."

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