A female TV reporter from RTE went to interview Seamus Feeney, a farmer from Galway, about Mad Cow disease.
Herself: Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the reasons behind Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason?
Seamus stared at the reporter and said, "Do you know that the bull rides that cow once a year?
The Lady (getting embarrassed): "Well sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease"?
Seamus: Well now Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day?
The Lady: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?
The Farmer: I'm getting to the point Madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits four times a day and only riding you once a year, wouldn't you get mad yourself?