Date

 One night a person brings his better half back home.

They are going to kiss each other goodnight, yet the person is feeling somewhat horny.

With a demeanor of certainty, he inclines with his hand against the wall and, grinning, he tells her "Sweetheart, could you give me a BJ?"

Shocked, she answers "Would you say you are frantic? My folks will see us!"

Him: "Gracious please! Who will see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Might you at any point suppose we get found out?"

Him: "Gracious come on, there's no one around, they're all dozing!"

Her: "Absolutely not a chance. It's simply excessively dangerous!"

Him (horny as damnation): "Good gracious, please, I love you to such an extent!"

Her: "No, no, and negative. I love you as well, yet There's simply no way!"

Him: "Gracious yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. There's simply no way" Him: "I beseech you… "

Suddenly, the light on the steps goes on, and the young lady's sister appears in her night robe, hair rumpled, and in a drowsy voice she says: "Father says to feel free to give him a BJ. Or then again I can make it happen. Or on the other hand on the off chance that need be, he'll descend himself and do it. However, for the love advise him to grasp his hand off the fu*kin radio!..