Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide they need to try and spice up their sex lives… that night all three will wear a leather corset, stilettos, and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.
The engaged girlfriend said: “The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather corset, 4′ stilettos and mask. He said, ‘You are the woman of my life, I love you… then we made love all night long.”
The mistress stated: “Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather corset, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’ say a word. We just had wild sex all night.”
The married one then said: “The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, ‘Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?'”