A man walks into a bar one night . He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
“Certainly, Sir, that will be 1 cent.”
“one penny?” exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, “Yes.”
So, the guy glances over at the menu and asks, “Could i have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?”
“How much money?” inquires the guy.
“Four cents,” he replies
“Four cents?!” exclaims the guy.” where’s the guy who owns this place?”
The barman replies, “Upstairs with my wife.”
The guy says , “What’s he doing with your wife ? “
The bartender replies, “Same as what I’m doing to his business.”