Newly Couple

Water Bottle With Straw Lid

 At 85 years old, Wally wedded Lou Anne, a beautiful 25-year-old.

Since her new spouse is so old, Lou Anne concludes that after their wedding she and Wally ought to have separate rooms, since she is worried that her new yet matured husband might overexert himself assuming they go through the whole night together.

At 85 years old, Wally wedded Lou Anne, a wonderful 25-year-old.

Since her new spouse is so old, Lou Anne concludes that after their wedding she and Wally ought to have separate rooms, since she is worried that her new however matured husband might overexert himself assuming they go through the whole night together.

To some degree astonished, Lou Anne assents for seriously coupling. At the point when the love birds are finished, Wally kisses his lady of the hour, offers her an affectionate goodnight, and leaves.

She is set to nod off once more, be that as it may, aha you got it - Wally is back once more, rapping on the entryway, and is basically as new as a 25-year-old, prepared for more "activity".

Furthermore, indeed they partake in one another. In any case, as Wally gets set to leave once more, his young lady of the hour shares with him, "I'm completely dazzled that at your age you can perform so well thus frequently.

I have been with folks under 33% of your age that were just great once. You are genuinely an extraordinary sweetheart, Wally." Wally, to some degree humiliated, goes to Lou Anne and says: … … … "You mean I was here as of now?"

Saving Up For 75 Years

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, “Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you’ve been wrestling an alligator!”

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, “Oh God! When he told me he’d been saving up for 75 years, I thought he meant his money!!” 

Second Honeymoon

The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
"Uh huh," said the old man.

"We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.

"Uh huh," said the old man.

"And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.

"That's right," said the old man, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"

Old Chinese Couple

An old Chinese couple was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. At bed time the old lady looked over at her husband of 4 decades and said, "For our anniversary I want you to pick any sexual pleasure you desire and I will do it".

The old man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've always wanted to try the 69".

The old Chinese woman stared at her husband with a confused look on her face and said, "You want the beef with rice or chips?"

Why White

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" 

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." 

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

Socks

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast. His father pondered the situation and finally told his son to wear socks constantly (even to bed) and always wash his feet whenever he got a chance. The son thought about this and went along happy.

The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem. Her morning breath was horrid. Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath. The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world. The mother thinks about this and comes up with this bright idea. She tells her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and don't say a thing, go make breakfast and then brush her teeth while the others are eating. The young woman thinks and then runs off to get ready for the wedding, happy.

The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences. One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing. He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what's wrong.

With a look of shock on his face the young man says, "OH MY GOD! You've swallowed my sock!"