Showing posts with label Divorced. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Divorced. Show all posts

Friday 15 May 2015

Barbie




A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?" 
"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." 
"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" 

"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."