Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Two Old Drunks

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, "Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands. 
By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. 
By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no problem. 
I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand." 
"So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" 
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get." 

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