The Gift

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. 

"Is it wine?" she guessed. 

"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ? 

"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"  

This Woman Asks Her Pups Who Pooped In The Kitchen. Their Response? I Can’t Stop Laughing

Moms know it well… You turn your back for 30 seconds and the kids make a mess. And sometimes the biggest messes come from your pet children. When this mom came back into her kitchen, she wasn’t expecting to see some poo-poo on the kitchen floor. When she interrogated her dogs as to who did the deed, I wasn’t expecting this hilarious reaction from them.